My dad has a slight watch fetish. He only owns one, but for a period of time, he would to go Fisherman's wharf to pick up these little clock toy models. They all sit in a row on his desk... an airplane, a typewriter.

As a Christmas present to himself, he decided to buy a nice, new watch. Only he ended up ordering some knock-off originating from China. That spells bad news right there. I caught a glimpse of it yesterday, and I have to admit it's pretty dang ugly. My mom is on the verge of tears because of its ridiculousness (not to mention such a waste of money).

So now I'm emailing, trying to find out their return policy. I have to say, it doesn't look good. The invoice that came with the watch was written in Chinese (except for our address). Cross your fingers with me, because that watch is uuuuuuuuu-gly!

Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you spend as little time returning things as possible.