I need help. I somehow turned on some kind of creepy guy magnet, and I don't know how to turn it off. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Anyone willing to hire themselves out as my pretend boyfriend? My only requirement is that you're big and intimidating. No real work involved. I'll just request a picture and personal appearances on occasion.
E-mail me if you'd like to help a sister out.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
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i would volunteer, but i'm not that big
Just repeat the pee story, and ask if they'd pee in a bucket for you...
Hey, remember a long time ago when I was in a similar situation and you told me "you're too nice to guys"? Yeaaaa... word to the wise. ;)
i hear that creepy guys are attracted to pee.
Just make one up :)
hahaha.
ill do it. i know taebo.
hope youre well chris!!
we need to catch up!!
i can do it! SHOOOT. better leave my chris alone!
and.. i can't visit anymore. xP starting school/work monday. yay(?)
i wish i had a fat ring to loudly proclaim, "hey she's taken" to creepy guys, but then magically disappear when the good ones come by.
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