Delirious

That's how I've been feeling these days. I'll go to bed dead tired and wake up the same. I reached a new level of delirium this morning.

I usually place my alarm clock across the room, hoping that the extra effort to roll out of bed to shut the sucker up will jolt me out of bed. Usually what ends up happening is I bring the alarm clock back to bed and just snooze about 3 times before I really get up.

This morning was no different. Heard the alarm and brought it back to bed with me. But when the alarm went off again after that first snooze, I blew on it, like I was blowing out a candle... like that would somehow turn the alarm off. Then I woke up enough to realize what I had just done and started cracking up in bed.

Hello, my name is crazy.