Conversation with my friend Jimmy this past weekend...

On the topic of how good looking Italian people are:

It's unfair. Per capita, they must have the most good looking number of people in the world.

God looked at them and really smiled down on them.

No wonder they get married early. They have motivation! They get married, have good looking babies, it's a never ending cycle.

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I can just sit there and laugh for hours with this guy...